ganked from <lj user="smokeytwat"> December 21, 2006
1. Johnny Depp
2. antonio banderas
3. angelina jolie
4. Shannyn Sossamon
5. Jude Law
Who are your top five fuckable people?
ganked from <lj user="elfies"> December 14, 2006
On the twelfth day of Christmas, 
leas_new_end sent to me…
leas_new_end sent to me…
Twelve sprouts coupling
Eleven sweaters free-thinking
Ten books a-painting
Nine animals cooking
Eight open-mindedness a-back-packing
Seven relationships a-reading
Six fireworks a-camping
Five fo-o-o-oreign movies
Four sigur ros
Three dave matthews
Two my cats
…and an art in a david bowie.
shamelessly ganked from <lj user="pinkmynx"> December 13, 2006
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known… ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
ganked from <lj user="wikkidraven"> December 11, 2006
Bristol-Myers Squibb, the pharmaceutical monolith that charges nearly $1,000 for a 30 day supply of one of its HIV/AIDS medications, is donating $1 to the National AIDS Fund for each person who simply visits their website and “virtually lights a candle.”
Please, please take a minute to “light a candle”:
www.lighttounite.com
what a god damn night!!! December 3, 2006
okay, so let's see here. to start with, i was working on a sprained ankle. fun. not. we quickly discovered in the beginning of the night that we weren't able to run credit cards. so we had to photocopy the credit card with their license… just in case. that went over really well. not. my first table was 10 people with two kids. a boy and a girl between the ages of 4 and 6. the girl who was about 4 years old is the anti-christ. i know i said it was bush, but i've changed my mind. i'm convinced that if you checked her scalp, you'd find 3 little 6's all in a circle. she spent half of the night screaming, yelling, throwing tantrums, standing on the chairs, spitting (and yes, a couple of time the spitting was actually directed at me) and tugging on my arm. one of the adults, and i use the term loosely, actually taught the 5 year old boy how to bang on a bunch of glasses with differing water levels with his fork!!! hey folks, you're not at denny's!!! argh!
grrrrrr… December 1, 2006
heh.
so i sprained my ankle on sunday.
gah.
today was the first full day i have been on it. the bruising didn't show until today. :/
meh.
