whatsyourdosha… August 14, 2006
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Overall: Pitta
Body: Vata 4 – Pitta 4 – Kappa 4
Mind: Vata 1 – Pitta 6 – Kappa 5
… August 13, 2006
so, this picture was taken with a digital camera and none of the other pictures taken with seconds/minutes had any weird light thingys like this one did!!!
hee hee August 13, 2006
Mary: 'God Was so Small, it Was Like I Was Doing it With Myself'
Altar boy #1: Plants are asexual since they do it with themselves and then spawn.
Altar boy #2: Like Mother Mary?
–Bronx High School of Science
via Overheard in New York, Aug 12, 2006
Unless You Brought Enough Pussy For Everyone, You're Going to Have to Spit That Out
RA: No sex in the dorms after curfew!
Girl #1: But what about lesbian sex?
RA: Well, that's okay, but not in the common room. Unless everyone's involved. Then it's okay.
Girl #2: And clean up after yourselves!
–Columbia University
via Overheard in New York, Aug 12, 2006
Girl #1: So I think I saw a picture of this guy I know from class in Cosmo the other day. He was describing how he once cheated on his girlfriend.
Girl #2: No way! That guy has some balls, huh?
Girl #1: Huh? I don't know. It was a picure of his face.
–Starbucks, 14th & 6th
via Overheard in New York, Aug 11, 2006
i love this feed!!! August 10, 2006
Wednesday One-Liners Need GPS Badly
Older man, screaming at Middle Eastern booth operator: You playa hata! You uptight and ignorant! This is bullshit! Go back to Leban!
–59th St subway station
Frat boy: You need to go south of the Mason Dickinson line. That's where you find the really hot girls.
–14th & 2nd
Thug: I don't understand the Middle East shit. How can you be in the east and still be in the middle?!
–F train
Lady: I heard it was going to be a big thunderstorm out on Long Island. You know, just the Hamptons, Montauk and Connecticut.
–NYSC, Cobble Hill
Southern woman: Yeah, come meet us! We're on Long Island!
–Battery Park
Mexican girl: Most European countries make you join the army at 18. Colombia, Peru…
–28th & Park
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Teen tourist: If I was in America, I would send this back.
–Thai restaurant, 34th St & 30th Ave, Astoria
Bus driver: I gotta get out of this country. It's too damn hot. I'm going to Alaska.
–M4 bus
via Overheard in New York, Aug 9, 2006
one more… August 3, 2006
Your weasel is the Marbled Polecat. Never heard of them? Well, they're beautiful, live in northern Asia and are very rare. Did we mention the good looks?Good news: A rather attractive and unique looking mustelid. All the bluster of the big boys but much finer outfitting.Bad news: Well, no one has heard of you for a REASON. You're endangered, buddy, like a lot of other weasels. You just don't get the press those darn prarie ferrets get.
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i'm a meme-ing fool August 3, 2006
You are Mohair.You are a warm and fuzzy type who works well with others, doing your share without being too weighty. You can be stubborn and absolutely refuse to change your position once it is set, but that's okay since you are good at covering up your mistakes.
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