At one point, I noticed that two ladies had just been sat, there were four menus, which meant the rest of the party wasn't there yet. We're a BYOB, so when I saw the bottle of wine, I grabbed it to open it for them. I came back shortly with four wine glasses, four waters and the opened wine. As I am setting all of this stuff down, I hear this screeching “Girlfriend, do I look like I need a wine glass.” As I look up, I notice that she's pointing to her pregnant tummy. I apologized and explained that I had not yet had the chance to look at her (there was no way for me to even notice this until I was standing directly in front of her which I hadn't done until then). She screeched everything she said to me. They waited a while for the rest of the table to get there. “Would it be okay if we ordered appetizers.” She asked for hot (fucking princess) butter (as I explained, we are a primarily vegan restaurant), and was quite upset that we didn't have it. Oh and my favorite, “this [vegan] cheesecake isn't very cheesy.” Oh, and she was pissed that we didn't have sweet-n-low for her decaf coffee. I wanted to throttle this woman!!!
OKAY, so let's recap. She wanted hot butter, sweet-n-low, decaf coffee, but I'm supposed to know that she doesn't want a fucking wine glass. There are plenty of women who drink tiny amounts of wine while they're pregnant. I've even heard of doctors telling pregnant women to drink a small amount of red wine.